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Country Demotivational Poster


THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.62/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm, #255028
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.


TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

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zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm, #243408
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am, #223671
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

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Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am, #51457
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.


WE WERE SOLDIERS -


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.55/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm, #252617
Thank you for your service.


COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.


TAGS: rodney atkins song beautiful countryside
Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm, #232314
(carebear BANNED)


WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)


TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm, #239305

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm, #239303
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am, #228699
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am, #228530
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am, #228520
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am, #228421
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am, #228409
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am, #228406
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well


COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes


TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm, #220490
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm, #220489
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm, #220483
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


YOU NEED TO CALL IT -


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

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Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm, #114729
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!


CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am, #141365
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm, #73485
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...


AUSSIE SLANG -


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am, #225878
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...


Yada, Yada, Yada -




CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

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justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am, #93811
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am, #93810
I am from canada and I lol'd


Country Girl -


TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm, #245088
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm, #245085
HA! 5L


COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie


TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm, #166874
i lol'd


ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm, #150204
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am, #220910
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am, #220908
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm, #166332
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm, #166206
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm, #166205
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm, #166204
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm, #166162
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm, #166140
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm, #166138
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am, #166137
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am, #166097
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.


TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

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RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm, #235453
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am, #235446

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...


WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .


TAGS: star trek music songs country south kirk spock
Rating: 1.55/5

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okami - October 29, 2009, 4:55 pm, #131877
Wha? Ya dunno the old-time songs we'd sing back out on the farm, back when we's slingin' dem cotton balls in th' burlap bags?
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:32 pm, #131866
Pic unrelated... I think.


The Day After 9/11 -




A Few Good Men -




50 - 50 Allegiance -


TAGS: country honor patriotism allegiance america
Rating: 4.27/5

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Greybeard - May 7, 2015, 10:27 pm, #261098
This new fad of Americans stomping on the flag makes me want to retch. These people should be given 1 way tickets to Iran, Sudan or Iraq. They would discover the value of our flag then...
Reality Lord - May 7, 2015, 5:17 pm, #261094

real real nice. "guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."


COOL - She was country when country wasn't cool He was cool when cool wasn't country


TAGS: country music jazz cool
Rating: 3.71/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 9, 2012, 1:58 pm, #234413
Meh, the more I look at this, the more I think I should have worked on the image composition. How embarrassing!


THIS OLD HOUSE -


TAGS: house decrepid dream country
Rating: 4.4/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm, #204555
So who has the Chrysler that sits about 20?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:04 pm, #204542
Tin roof, rusted


Fire Over Afghanistan -




country clubs -


TAGS: golf country club ***ist elitist bigot
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2013, 1:27 am, #250703
Sweet irony.
EmilioDumphque - October 28, 2013, 6:22 pm, #250685
On the golf course, they dress like Filipinos.


AND SO, MY FELLOW.... -


TAGS: ask not what your country ask what you can do for yourself
Rating: 4.53/5

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Woodywood03a - March 3, 2011, 8:33 am, #213480
Too right
Kspace - March 3, 2011, 8:32 am, #213479
Auto fellatio fail.


WHERE'S MY KEYS -




new experiences -




DOLLY PARTON - You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap


TAGS: pink country music dolly
Rating: 3.85/5

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AiliOD - March 13, 2010, 10:15 am, #164425
go alana, xD
Derek - March 6, 2010, 11:18 pm, #162546
Still, for someone in their 60's...


THIS IS THE ONLY TIME... - I ever want to see our colors run.


TAGS: country flag nation
Rating: 3.47/5

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boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 6:14 am, #173426
by ess than half a minute
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am, #173312
Dammit!
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am, #173311
Beat me to it Aggy. ;)
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am, #173310
...and responding slowly, huh Ice?
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:01 am, #173309
Careful there Stenboy, peeples is just a jokin' here.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:01 am, #173308
Steady as she goes, Stenboy... we'll be over here exercizing our genius while you develop a sense of humor.
Stenboy - April 25, 2010, 12:59 am, #173307
No, there is no intent to be racist. I'm just patriotic and love my country. It does however says something about those who would interpret it otherwise.
MrRandom - April 25, 2010, 12:57 am, #173306
Same IQ level either way?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:57 am, #173305
Like a NASCAR fan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:50 am, #173304
Racist.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:48 am, #173303
LOL!
Sean - April 25, 2010, 12:48 am, #173302
Now if he said "coloreds" then for sure. As it is it's more like: No need to ask. No need to tell.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 25, 2010, 12:46 am, #173300
I didn't take it that way...looks like the second guy from the left is white and some of the others might just be tan...looks pretty mixed race to me...imo anyway, but I can see now someone could interpret it that way maybe
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:42 am, #173299
Is this racist?


NOW ENTERING CUBBY COUNTRY - Women and children first...


TAGS: cubby country
Rating: 3.14/5

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NEW JERSEY - Might not be the best place for a country girl




NORFOLK - Where the Christmas turkey gets stuffed early.


TAGS: norfolk yokel inc*** hillbilly country
Rating: 2.44/5

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ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 4:07 am, #227572
Looks suspiciously like Moooooooooooooooooo's mancave. Complete with split level milking stations.


LOVE OF FISH - There's nothing wrong with it.




THE COUNTRY - Sometimes it's good to grow up there, sometimes you're mother was on pot while pregnant and it only makes things worse.


TAGS: pot pregnant tortoise turtle mother mom birth defects country growing up grow
Rating: 1.69/5

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Ronski - October 1, 2009, 11:11 pm, #123198
Now THAT is a very attractive Tortise.


Country Folk -




Of Gods And Generals -


TAGS: military duty honor country usa
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 8:55 pm, #260601
Tell the hubby, 'Thanks for serving! This isn't from a civilian, USN, disabled vet. He'll know what I'm saying. There's a little more respect involved that doesn't come across on paper.
Greybeard - March 30, 2015, 12:13 am, #260591
Our country needs more hero's like your husband. I know your family (and the nation) is very proud of him.
lgvernon - March 29, 2015, 11:52 pm, #260590

My husbing has two of these~~and a Bronze Star with 'V'. He's pretty amazing.


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